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Military Laws
Sat, 21 Apr 2018 08:01:01

Today's category: Military

Military Laws

       - Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you.
       - No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy.
       - Friendly fire ain't.
       - The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map.
       - The problem with taking the easy way out is that the enemy has already has it mined.
       - The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.
       - Incoming fire has the right of way.
       - If your advance is going well, you are walking into an ambush.
       - If you really need an officer in a hurry, take a nap.
       - The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
       - Don't be conspicuous. In the combat zone, it draws fire. Out of the combat zone, it draws sergeants.
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